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Vol 885 - Mar. 14, 2010 - You've Been Out of College Too Long When..
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Quotes About "Hollywood"
"Hollywood is a place where the stars twinkle until they wrinkle." - Victor Mature
"A trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat." - Wilson Mizner
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you $50,000 for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul." - Marilyn Monroe
"Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors." - Walter Winchell
"Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom." - Candice Bergen
"Hollywood is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder." - William Faulkner
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - You've Been Out of College Too Long When..
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...
~ Your potted plants stay alive.
~ 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
~ You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
~ You carry an umbrella.
~ You watch the Weather Channel.
~ Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up.
~ You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
~ Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
~ You're the one calling the police because those kids next door don't know
how to turn down the stereo.
~ You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
~ Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
~ You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
~ Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
~ You no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 p.m.
~ Dinner and a movie: The *whole* date instead of the beginning of one.
~ MTV News is no longer your primary source of information.
~ You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
~ Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, Diet Pepsi, and Ho-Ho's.
~ Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix
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STRANGE OLDE WWI MILITARY SOLDIER PICTURE - YOU'RE COVERED! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/160606.html
DIAMONDHEAD - DORMANT VOLCANO - AERIAL VIEW - HONOLULU - WAIKIKI BEACH - HAWAIIAN ISLANDS - 1 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/160794.html
AUDI AVATAR - SUPER LIGHT FUTURE SUPERCAR - 1 - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/160805.html
STRANGE GHOST PHOTOS - OK CORRAL BOOTHILL GRAVEYARD "IKE" CLANTON GHOST - http://www.strangemedical.com/content/item/160821.html
AMAZING 1950'S & 60'S US CONCEPT CARS - ARROWLIKE 2 SEATER - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/160945.html
BRIT ROYAL FAMILY SCANDALS - PRINCESS DI AND CAMILLA WITH THE PRINCE - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/161012.html
OLDE CRIMINAL MUG SHOTS - CHICAGO POLICE DEPT - 1900 -1919 - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/161262.html
TOP SECRET RUSSIAN ATOMIC BOMB BLAST DAMAGE ESTIMATES FOR PARIS, FRANCE - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/161304.html
STRANGE BLONDE HAIRDO - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/161405.html
STRANGE INSECTS UP CLOSE - ELECTRON MICROSCOPE - 1 - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/161417.html
JAMIE JUNGERS WINS HOTTEST TIGER WOODS MISTRESS CONTEST! - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/161420.html
STRANGE FULL RAINBOWS - VALLEY - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/161455.html
AMAZING RAINBOW - HUDSON RIVER - NEW JERSEY LOOKING AT NEW YORK CITY - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/161476.html
STRANGE PORTABLE FUNERAL BUILDING - DEATH ON WHEELS - DISCOUNT COFFINS - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/161487.html
STRANGE VEHICLES - WORLDS LARGEST SEDAN - 28 TONS! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/161488.html
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WHO WON? WINTER OLYMPICS CROSS COUNTRY SKIERS FINISH LINE SURGE! - VANCOUVER BC - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/161500.html
STRANGE WORLD RECORD - SWORD SWALLOWER - 18! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/161502.html
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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - RAILROAD TRAINS - LOCOMOTIVES - TRACKS - ACCIDENTS - ENGINEERS
http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100637_1.html
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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
You might be Po'White Trash if.. - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/21303.html
Redneck Census Form - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/21297.html
Top 40 Country Western Titles - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/21032.html
The Unofficial Drivers Test/Quiz - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/21694.html
The Shower Test/Quiz - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/21691.html
QUIZ - Interesting Trivia - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/21473.html
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The Featured New Category This Week - Jokes - ALL Kinds, Puns, Quotes, Slams
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